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***The Gubernaculum Presents: The Ejaculate Conception***

Ever seen a man set fire to his own tongue? How about a girl who can fit fourteen cucumbers in her mouth at once? Do YOU want the chance to win A MILLION DOLLARS?

Well we promise you none of these and more!

The newly formed but already narrowly acclaimed comedy troupe “The Gubernaculum”, consisting of all your favourite medical student (singular) and junior doctors are proud to present their debut show: The Ejaculate Conception.

Tickets are selling like crack in Harlem (80 sold so far), so get yours now to avoid having to turn up on the door and find out that loads are still available!

£3 tickets. 7.30 in Osler House for pre-show drinks. Show starts at 9pm. Party in Osler afterwards. BYO for the show as we don’t have a license to serve booze in the hall, or buy booze from Osler Bar to take down with you.

All proceeds go to the Haitian Earthquake. We feel we owe them that much given one of our sketches. You’ll see…

Email: gubernaculum@hotmail.com<mailto:gubernaculum@hotmail.com>

We promise that it’s going to be one hell of a show.

Facebook event: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=353645512755

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2. **Osler Rowing**

Would you like to row this term?

This summer term, Osler House Boat Club will be entering rowing crews into Summer Eights. Last year we had three womens crews and a men’s crew, with all levels of experience and abilities, and everyone had a great time.

Whether you’re an unashamed fair weather rower (or cox!) who never wants to see an erg in all their years and is very rusty, or whether you fancy taking the opportunity to improve your fitness and row at a high standard, we’d love to hear from you. Don’t worry if you haven’t rowed for a while either, you won’t be alone! Rowing for Osler involves no early mornings (we generally have outings either at the weekends or on the odd weekday evening), and there should be warm weather on the way very soon!

If you’ve got any questions or want to join the mailing list, please email either Virginia.Head@medschool.ox.ac.uk<mailto:Virginia.Head@medschool.ox.ac.uk> (for ladies) or Christopher.Deutsch@medschool.ox.ac.uk<mailto:Christopher.Deutsch@medschool.ox.ac.uk> (for men)
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3. **Tingewick Bakesale**

Make sure you have some loose change in your pocket because next Friday is your opportunity to eat lots of cake………….and for a good cause too!

TINGEWICK BAKESALE!!!!!!!

NEXT FRIDAY (26TH MARCH)

LEVEL 3, Outside the lecture theatres

10.30 until 5pm

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4. **Drop-Ins run by peer support**

12-1pm
Every Friday
Osler House (side rooms – follow signs!)

We will be holding a drop-in every Friday which is open to EVERYONE. It’s a chance for you to have a chat with a friendly peer supporter about anything you’d like. No problem is too big or too small, from practical/academic questions to personal worries, and everything is confidential. If you have no idea who peer supporters are or what we do, these are also an opportunity for you to ask us!